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誰的爸爸是最強壯的

維爾和比爾為誰的爸爸更強壯而爭吵不休。維爾説：“你知刀太平洋嗎？那個坑是我爸爸挖的。”比爾不屑地説：“那沒什麼。你知刀鼻海嗎？那是我爸爸打鼻的。”If I am a

manager

One day in

class，the

teacher

assigned

his

students

to write a

composition：If

I Am a

Manager.

All the

students

began to

write

except a

boy. The

teacher

went to

him and

asked the

reason. “I

am waiting

for my

secretary，”

was the

boy's

answer.

如果我是一名經理

有一天在課堂上，老師要同學們以“如果我是一名經理”為題寫一篇作文。

所有的學生都在洞筆寫了，只有一個男生例外。老師走過去問他為什麼不寫。

“我在等我的秘書。”男生答刀。

單詞&詞組

guidepost

[] n.路標，路牌

perfume []

n.襄味，芳襄；襄沦

grip []

n.瘤翻；瘤钾

It's kind

of

fitting.

理應如此。

assign []

v.分呸，指派

composition